World Jokes

Here are some different World Jokes for you to enjoy, you can find more at http://www.luvistheanswer.org/jokes/world-jokes.html or the joke page at LuvIsTheAnswer.org

Joke From Around The World

Welsh Joke - A turtle was walking down an alley in Wales when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."

Joke About The World

An old Native American proverb teaches us: "We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children." So it only makes sense that we make our children do all the work to save the planet!

Funniest Joke In The World

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"